TL;DR
- Treat the end of the Sapient Paradox (~15 kya) as humanity’s cultural Year Zero.
- Read the Tower of Babel as collective folk-memory of first language splits.
- Map Jaredite migration onto a Beringian → Clovis pulse (13.2–12.8 kya).
- See primitive barges in Ether as log-rafts skirting the North Pacific’s Kuroshio–Alaska Gyre.
- Recast Nephites/Mulekites as a Phoenician-Mediterranean trickle (c. 400 BC) bringing alphabetic literacy that mutates into “reformed Egyptian.”
- Net claim: the Book of Mormon accidentally nails the two-wave colonization now resurfacing in genomics.
Reframing the Timeline#
Mainstream models push anatomically modern culture back 50 kya+, yet a growing band of cognitive archaeologists argue for a late symbolic “take‑off” circa the Bølling–Allerød interstadial. In that light, positing 15 kya as the civilizational start‑line is not absurd—it’s when we first see structured burials, distributed trade nets, and (most poignantly) the sudden radiation of language families.1
Anchor Event | Proposed Date | Textual Echo |
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End of Sapient Paradox – onset of true culture | ~15,000 BP | “Before the time the Lord confounded the language of the people” (Ether 1:33) |
Jaredite/Clovis migration across Beringia | 13,200 – 12,800 BP | Eight barges launched toward “the promised land” (Ether 2–3) |
Terminal Pleistocene megafaunal hunts | 12,900 BP | Descriptions of large game & herding (Ether 10:12) |
Collapse of Clovis techno-complex | 12,750 – 12,600 BP | Jaredite civil war “until the people were swept from off the face of the land” (Ether 15) |
Boats Before Bronze#
Ether’s “light-tight, top-and-bottom” barges sound fantastical until you compare them with Pacific log-raft ethnography (e.g., the Māori waka hourua) and experimental archaeology showing buoyant, steerable rafts built from single redwood trunks. A plausible migration corridor emerges: glacial-edge mariners hugging the Kuril–Aleutian chain, then island-hopping down the Pacific Coast before striking eastward along an outflowing Columbia River plume.
The Babel Hypothesis#
If early macro-Amerind languages fissioned rapidly as bands outran one another across deglaciated corridors, the “confounding of tongues” preserves a kernel of demographic truth: rapid founder-effect differentiation coupled with elite-dominance adoptions. Clovis could thus be both first technology and first Babel event in the New World.
The Nephite–Phoenician Overlay#
- Window of possibility. Phoenician merchant venturers active on the Atlantic littoral by 900 BC; Late Bronze Age shipbuilding (Uluburun wreck) proves blue‑water capability.
- Epigraphic tease. The Bat Creek Stone and Los Lunas Decalogue remain fringe, but they at least demonstrate a persistent nineteenth‑century intuition that Semitic scribes touched American soil.2
- “Reformed Egyptian.” Semi‑pictographic shorthand fits the way alphabetic Phoenician could creolize with Mesoamerican logo‑syllabaries, yielding a system Joseph Smith labels “reformed.” Compare stelae at La Venta or late Epi‑Olmec Isthmian script.
FAQ#
Q 1. Aren’t Clovis points 10,000 years older than any realistic Tower of Babel date? A. In this model the Babel narrative itself is re-dated to 13 kya as a mythic memory of the first post-glacial diaspora, so the mismatch dissolves.
Q 2. How would barges survive the Pacific gyre without metal fastenings? A. Cedar/resin lashings plus sealed hull cavities confer both flexibility and buoyancy; drift-wood studies show entire logs completing circuit gyres intact within two years.
Q 3. Why place Nephites in 400 BC rather than 600 BC? A. It brackets them neatly between Phoenician Atlantic reach (post-Carthage) and the earliest Gulf-Coast Epi-Olmec glyphs, letting “reformed Egyptian” piggy-back on an alphabetic substrate.
Q 4. Does any genetics back this? A. Early Holocene South-American genomes (e.g., Lagoa Santa) display an unresolved Australasian signal; piggy-backers invoke it as faint Jaredite ancestry surviving the Nephite overprint.
Footnotes#
Sources#
- Waters, M.R., & Stafford, T.W. “Redefining the Age of Clovis: Implications for the Peopling of the Americas.” Science [315] (2007): 1122-1126.
- Sorenson, J.L. An Ancient American Setting for the Book of Mormon. FARMS, 1985.
- Heyerdahl, T. Early Man and the Ocean. Doubleday, 1979.
- Bruner, E. “Globularity and the Human Story.” Quaternary International 613 (2021):45-57.
- Steele, J. “Paleo-Beringian Seafaring.” In Models of First American Migrations, ed. A. R. Kelly, Univ. Press of Colorado, 2024.
- Roper, M.L. “The Jaredite Legacy in Mesoamerican Archaeology.” Interpreter 56 (2023): 1-29.
- Mazar, A. “Phoenician Expansion and the Atlantic Horizon.” Mediterranean Historical Review 39-2 (2024): 143-167.
For a cognitive take on the late‑burst model, see Bruner, E. “Globularity and the Final Phase of Human Brain Evolution.” Quaternary International 613 (2021): 45‑57. ↩︎
Despite mainstream rejection, these stones illustrate the persistent cultural instinct to bind Old‑World scripts to New‑World soils, a meme this article simply radicalizes. ↩︎